Loony Luna - B and B

Dear readers,

I do not typically write about the Bold and the Beautiful, but this week I cannot stay silent.

All these weeks and months we have watched the supposedly innocent and perfect Luna wander through life, we endured (and I do mean endure) weeks of her whining about her mom's mints causing her to go astray, sleeping with both R.J. and Zende, and convincing all of L.A. what a precious little bunny she is. And now she's a double, maybe triple murderer?

I admit to you that B&B is my guilty pleasure. Sometimes it is just so over the top in camp and nonsense I laugh my way through it. It's easily the most incestuous soap, so Luna coming on to a guy she thought was her dad two seconds after learning he's not her dad doesn't surprise me, but it did shock me.

Don Diamont is as handsome as any gy on TV, but when I was in my 20's if someone wanted me to kiss a dude in his 60's, I can't imagine the amount of money that could get me to do that. Because, gross, he'd be my Grandpa's age. 

I would love to have seen Lisa Yamada's face the day she got that script. "You want me to do what?" 

Again, no disrespect to the extremely foxy Don, he's my age, so I can talk about his age. I am sure no 20 year old hot guys want to make out with me. LOL

In other news, Steffy may not have to worry about Hope kissing Finn, because Luna poisoned her, just as she did Tom and Hollis. But Steffy didn't die, instead she is stuck in a cage like a zoo animal. I have to ask, where is she peeing? Has she pooped her pants? She has been in there for days now. I didn't see a toilet in the makeshift jail cell. 

Also, wouldn't a building tagged for demolition have one last sweep before they knock it down to make sure no neighborhood kids or pets are inside? I thought that was a thing. Also if it's really set for demolition, wouldn't it be chained off to the public with all of Luna and Poppies furniture removed? But Luna keeps going in there every day unchallenged. 

Will Steffy be found before it's too late? Will she be healthy, or drugged again? Not that I think Hope would take advantage of the situation, but if Steffy is in a coma for a month, Finn better hide or I predict that Hope will come to "check on him as a friend" like 17 times a day.

I think it's time to bring Liam back. If Thomas is going to live in France and marry Paris, and Finn is going to stay with Steffy, might as well let Liam get a 14th shot at Hope, right?

Having Taylor back in town is going to complicate things for Brooke. The two former besties didn't seem so chummy when they saw each other this week. I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Taylor and Steffy look the same age, but hey, suspension of disbelief, right?

Poor RJ, wait until he discovers that his girlfriend is a serial killer. We best hope she's not pregnant with his baby. But wouldn't that be a fun soapy twist? For all we know she has already drugged and seduced Bill. If she did, she better run from Katy.

Also, what happened to Will? We see new Will for one day and then he vanished! I'm excited to see more of Crew Morrow.

What will happen tomorrow dear readers? Will Luna bring Steffy some Depends? Will the ghost of Tom Starr some and haunt his wayward daughter? Will Poppy start an orange jumpsuit fashion line for prisoners when she is finally released? Will anyone get used to the fact that Sheila is a the stable maniac on the show now?

Only tomorrow knows dear readers and I will tune in tomorrow as long as there are tomorrows.---Tamilu

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